The Atheist's Bible
by Garry Vaux
The book Darwin would be happy to hear about.
Over 100 pages of absolutely nothing. Yes, this book is completely blank! Nothing, zilch, nada - but still 100% accurate and completely inoffensive.
You can help spread the no-word by purchasing a copy for all your friends, or leave a copy in the occasional hotel room. But don't preach about it!
Guaranteed not to start any wars and not a sin to buy, own, wave about or burn. Almost certainly not available on Kindle.